tips on kissing boys
1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda
I’m never gonna wait that extra twenty minutes to text you back, and I’m never gonna play hard to get when I know your life has been hard enough already. When we all know everyone’s life has been hard enough already, it’s hard to watch the game we make of love, like everyone’s playing checkers with their scars, saying checkmate whenever they get out without a broken heart.
Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy.
“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence
so is “Will Smith will smith.”
“Smith Will Smith will.”
I also just realized this could be a conversation.
Will Will Smith smith?
Will Smith Will Smith
*Yoda nods in agreement* Smith Will Smith will.
imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough